ASK ME, I DARE YOU DILDOS
tobytobitobee:


lost-but-still-we-ride asked you:
TOKI MUST BE A SEXY BUMBLEBEE

He was too sexy so I desexified it some.  Unless you find this more sexy.  I’m not here to judge.

(dressed in a bumblebee outfit right now… alarmed me more than it should have to see this at the top of the dash, hahaha)

tobytobitobee:

TOKI MUST BE A SEXY BUMBLEBEE

He was too sexy so I desexified it some.  Unless you find this more sexy.  I’m not here to judge.

(dressed in a bumblebee outfit right now… alarmed me more than it should have to see this at the top of the dash, hahaha)

early-lavender:

tobytobitobee:

quhzk:

Dethklok facepalm collection.

In addition:

beautiful

needs more pickles

waitingforseason5:

Hey you! Do you like free shit? Well I have just the thing for you:
WaitingforSeason5’s Metalocalypse Season IV Giveaway!
So what do you have to do to have a chance of winning this amazing season of this amazing show?
Like or Reblog this post
That’s all you got to do. So fucking easy. Hit a button and have a chance of getting Season 4 completely free.
The other things;
The giveaway will end on October 30th (the end of Kloktober). That’s when it’s released and that shit will be shipped to you within couple of days.
Your ask box needs to be open or else how will you know if you won?
You can reblog this as much as you want but accounts made just for giveaways are lame and will be ignored. 
The winner will be chosen using a random number generator so its fair and whatnot. 
I’ll ship anywhere but if you live on the moon it may take a while to get there.
So good luck everyone… I guess… How do you end one of these?

waitingforseason5:

Hey you! Do you like free shit? Well I have just the thing for you:

WaitingforSeason5’s Metalocalypse Season IV Giveaway!

So what do you have to do to have a chance of winning this amazing season of this amazing show?

  • Like or Reblog this post

That’s all you got to do. So fucking easy. Hit a button and have a chance of getting Season 4 completely free.

The other things;

  • The giveaway will end on October 30th (the end of Kloktober). That’s when it’s released and that shit will be shipped to you within couple of days.
  • Your ask box needs to be open or else how will you know if you won?
  • You can reblog this as much as you want but accounts made just for giveaways are lame and will be ignored. 
  • The winner will be chosen using a random number generator so its fair and whatnot. 
  • I’ll ship anywhere but if you live on the moon it may take a while to get there.

So good luck everyone… I guess… How do you end one of these?

tedtheodorelogan:

afro-man:

Dethklok | I Ejaculate Fire

lord english get out of there you are not even a metalocalypse

early-lavender:

arocketumbler:

Hi Tumblr. I animated this for some reason from part of the band naming thing on the s02 dvd extras. So many adventures to be had in Murderfaces closet.

Propz to Flash for not crashing or corrupting anything at all not even one time.

Props to Brendon Small and Tommy Blacha for ruling so hard.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS AWESOME OGMOGGOGMGKMGOG

explodeyourself:

pikckelss:

explodeyourself:

early-lavender:

sexplosionsauce:

Said a young Pickles to the world, “Oh world, I exist!”…
(sorry, ladies. I don’t know who he is. A friend texted it to me :(
Update: friend says she found pic on Facebook, that one of her friends reposted. The man that is real Young Pickles remains a mystery. So sorry, girls. :(

i need him back on my dash

Okay now that’s weird. You see a billion dudes who look like me all the fucking time but it’s pretty rare to find a dude who just naturally looks like Pickles.

Holy shit!! It’s like lookin in a twenty year old mirror! Is this kid related to me or somethin? 

I dunno man. Too bad there’s no real info on him yet, you could find out.

… he exists? I call a worldwide manhunt.

explodeyourself:

pikckelss:

explodeyourself:

early-lavender:

sexplosionsauce:

Said a young Pickles to the world, “Oh world, I exist!”…

(sorry, ladies. I don’t know who he is. A friend texted it to me :(

Update: friend says she found pic on Facebook, that one of her friends reposted. The man that is real Young Pickles remains a mystery. So sorry, girls. :(

i need him back on my dash

Okay now that’s weird. You see a billion dudes who look like me all the fucking time but it’s pretty rare to find a dude who just naturally looks like Pickles.

Holy shit!! It’s like lookin in a twenty year old mirror! Is this kid related to me or somethin? 

I dunno man. Too bad there’s no real info on him yet, you could find out.

… he exists? I call a worldwide manhunt.

early-lavender:

Don’t replace him, Dethklok!

I mean look at him, he’s hot as fuck.

squeegeetherainbowsquid:

milkforthekhorneflakes:

goatkult:

masterofpowerslaves:

imobamaspenisandijust:

margaretschroeder:

Super Scary Fucker

Super tiger fucker? I don’t think I want to be associated with that pls 

Magical eridan homosexual…

Doctor Dork Butt

wat 

Magical Yaoi Butt

I AM PRINCESS YAOI FACE YOU ALL HVE TO CALL ME THAT NOW

I WILL FOREVER BE KNOWN AS PRINCESS YAOI FACE

Shitty Tiger Puncher

octopickles:

quhzk:

“sorry!”

i’m pISSING m y s e l f 
he’ll beat the shit out of everyone at rehab but if he walks in on a woman in the bathroom he’ll apologize and back away
stay classy, son

octopickles:

quhzk:

“sorry!”

i’m pISSING m y s e l f 

he’ll beat the shit out of everyone at rehab but if he walks in on a woman in the bathroom he’ll apologize and back away


stay classy, son